"can i borrow a pencil?"
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
my only talent is being able to pretend to talk on the phone when someone i hate tries to talk to me
that moment when your mom comes into your room and you’re watching a completely normal tv show but in this exact moment there’s a scene when they’re gonna have sex and you’re like “omg she’s gonna think I’m watching porn”
*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?